Britney Spears is single-handedly repelling Somalian pirates off the east coast of Africa and preventing potential kidnapping of
Apparently not-so-swashbuckling Somalian pirates cannot stand the musical stylings of Britney. Merchant navy officer Rachel Owens has stated that Spears' songs were chosen " by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect.” Somalian pirates seem to take 'Toxic' quite literally, and do not feel 'Lucky' when Britney's tracks are played.surrounding ships. Okay, maybe not Ms. Spears herself, but Brit-Brit's music is playing an integral role in deterring the advancement of those pesky pirates.
This looks to be a new aspect of audio-visual warfare. Time will tell if Britney herself gets into the conflict, performing a 'pirates-only' concert which may swiftly end the pirate problem entirely.