If you're complaining about the temperature outside today then you'd better stop reading this article right now because your day is about to get a lot worse.
It looks as though we're going to have to deal with some REAL winter weather for a change, so prepare yourselves because this weekend is going to be brutal.
Starting Friday night, temperatures will drop to -26°C and will remain that way all day Saturday. Then on Saturday night, it will feel like -35°C.
So yeah basically stay home, watch TV and for fucks sake cuddle a little.