American president Donald Trump is a walking parody to his critics and a walking god to his supporters.
Combine that fervor on both sides with mature industrial capitalism and you get some pretty disturbing results.
TL;DR Brace yourselves for 23 horrifying Trump-themed products. It's actually difficult to tell which of these products make fun of the president and which celebrate him.
Listed below are the twenty-three most unsettling Trump-themed products you can actually buy online.
They range from the truly horrifying to the hilarious, from the completely racist to the absolutely disgusting.
Enjoy! You may want to shower after this.
Extreme racism combined with a dangerous conflation of Christianity and a disgusting brand of American "liberty."
He's screwing America, why not also your wine bottle?
To make the perfect cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve.
The number of products that make use of Trump's head is concerning.
I can't tell if this is a joke or a legit product. Either way, I do not want to know to what end people use this.
Who wants to see Trump's entire family emerge out of him? The perfect gift for an industrious toddler.
This is overwhelming to the eyes. Also note the eagle shooting a gun. This is not a joke poster, believe it or not.
Thsi complete mess of a deal can be used to cover tire caps or guns, according to its Amazon posting.
Is this a statement of pride? It confuses too many issues to make any sense whatsoever.
What's more appetizing that Trump's face and the colours red, white (yellow?), and blue? Yum. Add a complementary poster on the wall behind your table for the perfect look.
Get cozy (or naughty) with this Trump-themed bed spread.
Does this feel uncomfortably sexual to anyone else?
Elizabeth did nothing to deserve this.
Is this Trump leading a militia through a swampy Washington. It's apparently meant to evoke a famous painting of president Washington crossing the Delaware River. Is this advocating for some sort of uprising?
Scalp Trump every morning before you drink your coffee. Terrifying.
This is just a dangerous misrepresentation of NFL national anthem protests. No one actually tramples on the flag...
Why CORN???? Why TWO???
"FREEDOM of CHOICE"
He actually looks more like the cartoon version of the Grinch than Santa.
No list of Trump products would be complete without this misogyny.
Or this misogyny: