Imagine if you woke up tomorrow morning and you had magically switched bodies with a member of the opposite sex. 

You're still you in every way, only you're stuck in that body for 24 hours.  

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What would you do? Where would you go? And how would you put your new body parts to use? 

One reddit user decided to ask women what they would do if they had a penis for a day, and the answers were fascinating to say the least.

As one user puts it: "Just based on the top 200 comments, you ladies could not handle the responsibility of having a penis."

1. Extinction

I just wanna walk around knocking stuff off tables with my schlong; I might even get a bunch of plastic Dinosaurs and arrange them into a peaceful scene before re-creating the extinction with my dick.

DreyaNova 


2. The Quest For Science

I'd wake up, reach down and give my balls a good scratch, just to see how good it feels. Then, I'd walk outside naked, and do a good morning stretch while simultaneously peeing on something, whether it be grass, rocks, concrete, whatever. Then I would shower really well and then check out my penis, balls, taint and b-hole with a mirror. For science. Then I would masturbate. Later I would find a woman to have sex with, as I'd want to know how it feels from the guy's perspective. I would also flick myself in the nuts to see really how painful that is, and I would spend a ridiculous amount of time in front of a full length mirror helicoptering my wiener around. I would also do the Wild Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

tinysmommy 


3. The Boner

I'd spend all day getting boners and pressing them up against my boyfriend at awkward moments.

Lil_Sister 


4. The Helicopter

I believe THIS would be part of the first hour

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recipriversexcluson


5. The Photo Shoot

Assuming it was decently sized? I'd take photos of it. So many photos. Fun photos. Artistic photos. Moody photos. Black and white, full colour, you name it. I'd take photos of my new dick in a range of fancy hats, for a variety of festive occasions. I'd build up the most impressive portfolio I could possibly produce in 24 hours.

Then whenever I got an unsolicited dick pic in the future, I'd just send a better one back in response.

Portarossa 


6. Solving Mysteries

Ride a bike. I just don't understand where it all goes.

Edit: I KNOW WHERE THE DICK IS ON A DICK-WIELDING HUMAN STOP TELLING ME ITS NOT WHERE I THINK IT IS

sarcasticandalone  


7. The Revenge

My girlfriend says she would be constantly trying to poke my asshole with it.

enphurgen 


8. The WTF?

I asked a friend this, she said she would immediately stick her dick in a bowl of green Jello. Not sure why it has to be green specifically...

Fucknomoreusernames 


9. The Experiments 

I want to test the limits of the penis. How stretchy can I make it flaccid, how bendy is it while flaccid and erect. Can I do anything particular with it, such as mentally move it? Can I make it erect just by concentrating on it? Could I reach down and suck it? How different does it feel when touching it with either of my hands? How sensitive is it actually? And how uncomfortable is it to have the penis tucked in pants? Does it get uncomfortable once an erection happens underclothes?

Bustyturtlelover 


10. The Predictable

Drink a beer, sit at a computer all day and masturbate to porn. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Attackonlatexpanties 


11. Mission Impossible

I would waste all day trying to give myself head

CharlieMManson 


12. The Plan

I'd line up a row of empty cans then use my cock to knock them down. I'd put those plastic green army guys around the cans for ambiance.

This has been the plan for years.

SupaKai 


13. The Simplest Pleasures

Pee on things

musicaficta 


14. The Risky Business

I would see how many times I could sneak my schlong into somebody's pocket without them noticing

BeerBattered_Boobies 


15. The Warning

BEWARE THE ZIPPER!

SkunkButt303 


16. The Artist

Pee. Pee here, pee there, pee everywhere. Have sex with a woman so I know what it's like. Then probably write her name in pee, send her a picture of my masterpiece, and wonder why she didn't call back.

RooBae 


17. The Investigator

I'd want to see how it 'behaves' on its own. WHERE DOES IT GO when you cross your legs? Does it go between the legs? Or does it stay above them? I have been so curious about this for my entire life! Where does it go exactly when wearing tight pants? Does it fold up, or hang?

Also I'd keep making it erect and letting it shrink again, to keep seeing the transition.

Derpiderp 

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