This Website Is Holding A Vagina Beauty Contest
What in the actual fvck!?
Beauty pageants in general aren't the classiest of events. Let's face it, they're essentially just a bikini contest meant to objectify women. It wouldn't be so bad if they were honest about what they do, but they aren't.
At least there's one man out there was perfectly honest about his intentions when he decided to launch his own beauty pageant: The Vagina Beauty Pageant. The name says it all, it is a contest to find the world's most beautiful vagina.
Brian Sloan owns a sex toy company and he decided to make masturbation toys modeled after the most beautiful vagina in the world. The only problem he faced was finding out which one was the most beautiful. That's why he launched VaginaContest.com.
Women are encouraged to upload their pictures to the website. Users will then rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 and the top 3 picks will be scanned, made into 3d models and eventually turned into sex toys which will be sold on Sloan's website.
We honestly wish we were making this shit up.