This morning on my way to work, I passed by a sewer and I straight-up gagged.
I don't know what the hell was floating around down there but the entire street smelled of rotten garbage and pig vomit.
Then I got in the office and one of the first things that popped up on my news-feed was a video of a Montreal man with his head inside a sewer.
All I could think was: Worst place ever to drop your phone.
But it wasn't his phone he was after. It was an adorable little kitty cat.
The cat had gotten stuck in a sewer, and this wonderful human being dove in head first to pull the poor little kitty out.
He hands the kitty to a city Aqueduct worker and the universe rewarded him by making him drop his hat in the sewer.
We will never your sacrifice!