You've probably heard the term "fuckboy." If you're not sure what this popular word means, I invite you to take a look at this article, where I talk about how you can spot a Montreal fuckboy. Well, guess what? There is a female alternative to this kind of lifestyle. Montreal is full of fuckgirls. Whether you are one or are dating one, it doesn't matter. The only thing that's important is to realize that you are in fact dealing with a bad case of fuckgirl. So here are 10 tragic signs that will help you spot a Montreal fuckgirl in no time. You're welcome.
1. She has very elaborate nail designs
She makes sure her followers are aware of the fresh mani she just got at Barbarella. The more complicated the design, the better.
2. She LOVES Snapchat
She's basically Montreal's Kylie Jenner.
Photo cred - Reveal
3. She loves to post random bikini photos
Bonus points if it's at a Montreal spa, like Bota Bota. Even if it's snowing outside, she'll still find a way to sneak in a bikini shot somehow.
4. She loves cool coffee shops
Her Instagram probably has a photo of Tommy cafe's ceiling and a bunch of perfect cappuccino shots.
5. She knows that weekends are made to party
Bad decisions on bad decisions on bad decisions. She definitely knows all the hottest Montreal spots to hang out at right now.
6. She attended more than one Halloween party
Particularly slutty costumes can easily give away a typical Montreal fuckgirl. Velvet Auberge St-Gabriel welcomed all kinds of fuckgirls last weekend, fyi.
7. She is a big fan of the side boob
Because fuckgirls love attention. You can spot side boobs at Flyjin during pretty much any season of the year.
Photo cred - Womendrinkingbeer
8. She posts photos of her girlfriends a.k.a. main bitches during Formula 1 weekend parties
Followed by a heartfelt caption about how deep and real their friendship is.
9. She wants the world to know that she works out
Gym mirror selfies are an absolute must.
10. She loves to cancel plans really last minute
She didn't really want to see you in the first place. She'd much rather take champagne showers at Soubois with her girl clique.