15 Awesome Things About Being A Single Girl In Montreal
#13 You don't have to shave as often.
Being single doesn't have to suck. We live in such a wonderful city, that being single can actually be the best thing ever. I want all my single ladies to take a chill pill and realize how awesome it is to be man-free in Montreal. Your love life will come together and make sense when you least expect it. For now, let's just enjoy all the perks of being single, shall we?
1. You can watch whatever the hell you want on TV
No more fighting to take control over the TV remote or watching shit you don't like. 20 episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians back to back? Sex And The City marathon? Go for it, girl!
2. You can go on different dates
You can literally meet someone new every single day. Dating can be so much fun! You'll get to go out to different places, restaurants, shows and do all these activities. You can also make out with different dudes guilt free! Because, let's be real, girls love to make out.
3. You can go out as much as you want
You don't have to worry about what your boyfriend wants you to do, because guess what? You don't have a boyfriend! There are so manyfrom in Montreal. Go out, live a little, have fun, get drunk, whatever!
4. You don't have to report to anyone
You're out at night and decide to crash at your girlfriend's place? Or maybe you decide to take off to Toronto for the weekend? You can do whatever you want without having to report to anyone. You're free at last!
5. You only have to worry about yourself
You don't have to worry about why your boyfriend isn't answering his phone anymore... Did something bad happen to him? Is he cheating on you? You're the only person you have to worry about now.
6. You have more free time
Not having a boyfriend obviously means having more free time. You can use it to your advantage, of course. Manicures, pedicures, facials, yoga classes, massages... you can do it all. All day every day. Your life is about you and only you now.
7. You can flirt as much as you want
You can flirt with anyone you want, as much as you want, and not feel bad about it. Cute guy at work? Random guy on the street? Your professor? A cop that pulled you over? Yessssss.
8. Hang out with your girlfriends every day if you want to
Most boyfriends hate it when you spend too much time with your girlfriends. Well, you obviously don't have to worry about this issue anymore. It can be girls night every night if you want. Here's a list ofin Montreal. You're welcome.
9. No more fights!
Yeah, no more stupid fights.
10. You can focus on your career
You can focus on your career and be the business woman you've always dreamed of becoming. Working late? No problem!
11. You can take all the time you want to get ready
How annoying is it when you're getting ready to go out and your boyfriend keeps asking you to hurry...? Ughh, just stop. You can now take all the freaking time you need to get ready, girl. Here's ayou could potentially get ready for this September in Montreal.
12. You don't have to buy gifts
No more anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine's, etc. You don't have to break your head trying to figure out what to get him AND you're saving money at the same damn time. Winning!
13. You don't have to shave as often
I think we can all agree that shaving is annoying. You don't have to shave every day anymore. What a relief. It's quite possibly the best part about being single.
14. Have a more exciting sex life
You can totally have passionate, sensual, liberating one-night stands. Sex will definitely not be a boring routine now that you're single.
15. Enjoy a clean house
No more dirty socks all over the house, no more toilet seat issues, no more facial hair in the sink! Can I hear a whoop whoop?!