Yet another self-confidence shattering statement that needs not be said on a first date.
Like, if I'm not your type why did you agree to go on this date? Please don't tell me you were thinking of getting a free meal out of this. UGH.
\"I think Trump makes some really good points.\"
I was actually sticking up for Sleepy Joe Biden while on foreign soil. Kim Jong Un called him a “low IQ idiot,” and many other things, whereas I related the quote of Chairman Kim as a much softer “low IQ individual.” Who could possibly be upset with that?
It seems that summer is the perfect time to go on dates, right? What with the perfect weather and awesome summer activities, you're way less limited in terms of date options and selections.
While we've all been on a first date (to varying degrees of success), we've all had some truly awful experiences. Even if the date wasn't so bad, I'm sure you've all heard your date say some questionable things.
Before you go on your dates this summer, make sure to consult this list to make sure you don't put your foot in your mouth!
Here are the 11 things you should totally avoid saying on a first date!
"You look way hotter on your Instagram, TBH."
First off, it's our first date, how did you find me on Instagram already?
Secondly, way to destroy my self-confidence, dude. I spent two hours getting ready for you and you still think I'm better looking on the internet? Get bent.
"You remind me of my dad/brother/mom/sister/grandpa/grandma."
Please keep our family out of this. I don't need to worry about triggering your subconscious incest fantasy.
Also, if you can't stand having Christmas dinner with your family, why would you want to date them?
"Have you heard the good news?"
I think we can all agree that we should keep Jesus out of it.
I mean, it's fine if you have a religion but if our date turns into a conversion ceremony, I'm out of there.
"Don't all feminists have blue hair and unshaved armpits?"
Big faux pas, especially for you boys that have this opinion! At least have the courtesy to respectfully acknowledge feminism if it comes up on your date.
Also, please don't be fake woke. If you disagree with feminist viewpoints, keep that your Reddit threads, losers.
"I can't wait to get married! *intensely stares at date*"
It's our first date so please chill out with the marriage talk. Nothing screams desperation like seeking out the love of your life before getting to know them properly.
We're not Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, ok? Only they can afford ill-advised marriages.
"How much money do you make?"
If you ask this, I'll think that that's all that matters to you. No one likes a gold-digger.