'Netflix And Wine' Is The Boyfriend You Need This Fall
Get drunk in love.
If you're a single lady like myself and are looking for love to keep you alive through the cold temperatures ahead of us, look no further. Your boyfriend is actually right in front of you. Open your eyes, and you shall see the most perfect life partner for this fall and, if you really like each other, it might even last through winter - Netflix and Wine. Whether you opt for a glass of wine or a whole bottle, it doesn't matter, they're both excellent choices. Here are 10 reasons why 'Netflix and Wine' is better than an actual human boyfriend.
1. You get two things instead of one
Instead of having just one boyfriend, you get two things - Netflix AND Wine. That's a sweet deal, think about it.
2. They know exactly what kind of movies you like
After you're done watching a movie together, they recommend a bunch of other movies that you might like! They know you so well... that's real love. In addition, you can watch ANY movie you like.
3. They won't judge your eating habits
You can have a whole pizza to yourself, they will be totally cool with it. Red velvet cupcakes for dessert? They support your choices 100%.
4. They will make you feel confident and sexy
A glass of wine (or more) will make you feel confident, sexy and ready to take over the world. Can a man do that? I seriously doubt that.
5. Any movie you watch together will be awesome
Have you ever watched movies on wine? You can literally watch the worst movie of life and it will still be entertaining. You can finally watch that movie your girlfriends have been telling you to watch forever and actually like it!
6. Life will seem more exciting with them in it
No matter how bad your day may be, 'Netflix and Wine' will take it from 0 to 100 real quick. You'll have something to look forward to and be excited about every day!
7. A foursome will actually be a good idea
Nothing wrong with getting down and dirty with Netflix, wine and bed! Best foursome ever. You'll want to do it again and again.
8. You don't have to look pretty for them
They love you unconditionally and seriously don't care what you look like. Love is not superficial. 'Netflix and Wine' love you for who you are as a person and not your appearance.
9. They're not clingy
Hey, if you feel like taking a little break from them, they'll give you space. They're the chillest duo of life. You're totally in control of this relationship. Try that with a human boyfriend - impossible.
10. They won't ever freak out on you
You can talk to and flirt with boys all you want. 'Netflix and Chill' will never make you feel shitty about it. The amount of freedom this relationship offers is just next level awesome.