I know the title sounds kind of sexual, which totally makes sense given the usual topics I write about (they're really fucked up), but it's not what you think it is. Basically, as I was doing my research yesterday to find places where celebs hang out when they visit Montreal, I found something really funny and fascinating. P.K. Subban is literally on every picture of every single Montreal restaurant, club, bar or store! Like, if you want to bump into Subban, all you have to do is leave your house - boom, he's outside. That's when you take a photo together and pretend that you're friends. Don't believe me? Here's proof.
Wearing a super low key jersey at Tommy Cafe
Restaurant Park has seen a lot of P.K. Subban <3
Subban showing off his stick at Carrefour Laval. A selfie stick that is.
Spotted at Park Restaurant again
Shopping for eyewear at Harry Toulch Vision
Making new friends at G&G Barbershop
Twice in one day! I go take a pic and the bodyguard says nope...PK says no, no, I know her! ? #pksubban #montrealcanadiens #twiceasnice A photo posted by Jen_Asana (@jen_asana) on
Please read the caption. This lady bumped into Subban twice in one day. Exactly what I'm talking about.
Looking fly at École Privée
Having a blast next to the water
Playing poker with a new friend
Smiling at Montreal Children's Hospital
Just passing by for a quick burger at M:brgr
Chilling outside your house
Posing at RW&CO store
Grabbing a bite at Grinder
Getting a mani at Victoria Park
Bumping into people on the street
Looking fancy at Air Canada lounge
Giving some love at Ferreira Cafe
Spotted at Buonanotte
"If you wear my hat, it means I'm taking you home tonight" -PK Subban #gohabsgo #cruising #pksubban #mtlcanadiens #montreal #grandprix2015 A photo posted by Valerie Carpentier (@carpentiervalerie) on
READ THE CAPTION! LOL P.K. Subban, you heart breaker you.
DJing at Peopl
Park restaurant again. I can confidently conclude two things: 1) P.K. Subban loves sushi and 2) You can 100% bump into him at restaurant Park.
Chilling at Starbucks
I think you get the point... So here's a last one - smiling at Ritz Carlton Montreal