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PK Subban Is Fvcking Everywhere In Montreal!

He really likes to take pictures too.
PK Subban Is Fvcking Everywhere In Montreal!

I know the title sounds kind of sexual, which totally makes sense given the usual topics I write about (they're really fucked up), but it's not what you think it is. Basically, as I was doing my research yesterday to find places where celebs hang out when they visit Montreal, I found something really funny and fascinating. P.K. Subban is literally on every picture of every single Montreal restaurant, club, bar or store! Like, if you want to bump into Subban, all you have to do is leave your house - boom, he's outside. That's when you take a photo together and pretend that you're friends. Don't believe me? Here's proof.

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Wearing a super low key jersey at Tommy Cafe

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Restaurant Park has seen a lot of P.K. Subban <3 

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Subban showing off his stick at Carrefour Laval. A selfie stick that is.

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Spotted at Park Restaurant again

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Shopping for eyewear at Harry Toulch Vision

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Making new friends at G&G Barbershop

Twice in one day! I go take a pic and the bodyguard says nope...PK says no, no, I know her! ? #pksubban #montrealcanadiens #twiceasnice A photo posted by Jen_Asana (@jen_asana) on

Please read the caption. This lady bumped into Subban twice in one day. Exactly what I'm talking about.

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Looking fly at École Privée

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Having a blast next to the water

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Playing poker with a new friend

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Smiling at Montreal Children's Hospital

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Just passing by for a quick burger at M:brgr

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Chilling outside your house

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Posing at RW&CO store

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Grabbing a bite at Grinder

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Getting a mani at Victoria Park

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Bumping into people on the street

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Looking fancy at Air Canada lounge

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Giving some love at Ferreira Cafe

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Spotted at Buonanotte

"If you wear my hat, it means I'm taking you home tonight" -PK Subban #gohabsgo #cruising #pksubban #mtlcanadiens #montreal #grandprix2015 A photo posted by Valerie Carpentier (@carpentiervalerie) on

READ THE CAPTION! LOL P.K. Subban, you heart breaker you.

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DJing at Peopl

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Park restaurant again. I can confidently conclude two things: 1) P.K. Subban loves sushi and 2) You can 100% bump into him at restaurant Park.

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Chilling at Starbucks

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I think you get the point... So here's a last one - smiling at Ritz Carlton Montreal