Never Ever Say This To A Girl During A Fight

You know when you get into a fight with your girlfriend, there's always forbidden territory you should never step foot on. Did you know that when picking a useless fight, most girls just want your undivided attention and not your actual opinion?! The best way to win an argument with a female is to just nod and agree, without actually getting sucked into the fight itself or making any comments. Remember this advice next time you're standing in front of your better half and she's fuming out of control. Here are ten things you should never say to a girl, especially during an argument.

1. "Why are you freaking out?"

Her answer: "I'm not freaking out!!!"

Moral of the story: You're supposed to know why she's freaking out.

2. "Calm down"

Her answer: "I am calm!"

Moral of the story: Never tell a girl to calm down during an argument.

3. "Cunt!"

Her answer: "What did you just say?????"

Moral of the story: Never ever use this word. It's the most offensive word in the universe.

4. "You ask a lot of questions"

Her answer: "I can ask as many questions as I want, do you have a problem with that? Are you trying to hide something from me?"

Moral of the story: Let her ask as many questions as she wants.

5. "You're going crazy! Are you on your period?"

Her answer: "%#*&^(*&(&%$"

More of the story: These two sentences together are a deadly combination that will escalate your fight to a ridiculous new level.

6. "You've had too much to drink."

Her answer: "Who are you to tell me these things? What are you, my mom? I'm a grown ass woman, mind your own business."

Moral of the story: Don't comment on her drinking habits during a fight. If there's a real problem, choose a more appropriate timing to talk about it.

7. "My ex was so much more chill."

Her answer: "Oh, so your ex wasn't busting your balls as much as I do? Why don't you get back together with her then?"

Moral of the story: Never ever bring up your ex, especially not when you're fighting.

8. "Are you done arguing?"

Her answer: "I haven't even started yet!"

Moral of the story: You'll know when she's done.

9. "..."

Her answer: "Why the fuck are you ignoring me?"

Moral of the story: Hug her and tell her that you love her.

10. "Relax, I was just joking"

Her answer: "Jokes are supposed to be funny, yours wasn't funny."

Moral of the story: Don't joke unless you know for a fact that she's going to find it funny.

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