Montreal Spotted: All Of Your Anonymous Crushes Revealed
The next time you're too shy, let us know and deliver the message.
Montreal's a sexy city, and in a sexy city, you often see sexy people. Remember the days when love notes were secretly passed in class, and numbers were written on the back of a napkin, imprinted with red lipstick, because, hey, what's a cellphone? But what do those who suffer from ultra shyness syndrome and a lack of balls do? Once he or she gets off the bus, or leaves the bar, there's no going back to slip your number in their back pocket.
The next time you spot a babe, let us know at email@example.com and we'll post it here. We promise never to reveal your identity.
SPOTTED: 2 Drunk Biddies
To the 2 drunk girls that that always come into the gas station at St. Laurent x Sherbrooke to eat at Timmie’s, If I tell you we have no more bagels, then it means we have no more bagels. Y’all are drunk, go home.
SPOTTED: Bright Blonde Hair
Never seen a more beautiful woman. Fair skinned, red lipstick, and bright blonde hair, and a red purse, seen getting on at Mt. Royal Station around 9:15 Tuesday morning and getting off at Berri. I tried to think of something to say to you but couldn’t find the courage. Let’s meet for coffee sometime if you don’t already have a boyfriend.
SPOTTED: Penguin Onesie
Cutest boy I’ve ever seen wearing a penguin onesie on Saturday night. Looks like you and your friends were off to a costume party. I was alone on my way to a friends house. I have short blond hair and I was wearing a red coat. We were on the 105 heading towards Vendome around 8:30 or 9.
SPOTTED: Guy Concordia
Props to the guy with the black jacket and red scarf who drops a twoonie in the homeless man’s blanket every morning at Guy Concordia. I always walk right behind you, and you never disappoint. You’re going to heaven.
SPOTTED: Dat Ass
55 [bus] Saturday afternoon. Girl getting on on the corner of Mt. Royal and St. Laurent wearing a NYC tuque and black hunter rainboots. You came and sat next to me and I helped you pick up your phone when you dropped it, dat asssssss.
SPOTTED: People's Potato
Perfect guy. Looks like Justin Timberlake. Wearing a button-up shirt underneath a sweater. I heard you talking about music with your friends at People’s Potato. I think I saw you in another McGill TV segment at Citizen Vintage. I’ve had a crush on you for months.
The girl with the long flowy hair at Starbucks on St. Catherine’s last Friday. You had on an army coat and you were reading (I think for school). Anyways, you should go there more often. I’m a film studies major at Concordia, super nice, and I think I’m pretty cool.
SPOTTED: Snapbacks and Tattoos
To the bar tender with the tattoos at Old Orchard, where do you live and can I come?
SPOTTED: Cancer Sticks
To the older woman who always smokes inside the 103 bus shelter on Monkland in the morning, you’ll probably never see this, but in case you do, please spread your cancer elsewhere, sincerely- healthy lungs.
SPOTTED: Villa Maria
Holler at the 162 bus driver that takes her break at Villa Maria every afternoon. You're way to fine to be driving a bus.