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30 STM Problems Only Montrealers Will Understand

#stmproblems
30 STM Problems Only Montrealers Will Understand

Anyone who grew up in Montreal knows that it is truly a one of a kind city. There may be some struggles we all face, but all those negatives don’t trump over the positives. However, it is pretty funny to laugh at all the Montreal problems we experience especially the #stmproblems. So, I have compiled this article to share with you all the #stmproblems we all know too well!

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On Twitter and Instagram, you can actually search the hashtag #stmproblems and laugh at how true all these problems are and how relatable these tweets can be! So, here are 25 problems that all Montrealer’s share on the STM according to #stmproblems!

Just witnessed a woman bring her own chair in the metro #stmproblems

— Andrea Bove (@andreabovexox) September 28, 2016

third time this week that the metro stalls, meanwhile some of us are paying $50+ per month for a service we're not getting #stmproblems

— paloma? (@xopaloma) November 17, 2016

But I know that the second I start walking, the bus will magically show up ? #STMproblems

— JACKIE. (@j_kwalyn) August 16, 2016

Don't tell me to relax under your breath when you're walking on the metro like there is no one else behind you #stmproblems

— Throwitandshowit (@ILLESTJDM86) November 2, 2016

@stminfo celebrates its 50th anniversary and there was a service interruption on @stm_Verte! #stm#stmproblems

— Nicole Yeba (@nicole_yeba) October 14, 2016

People who think it's okay to cross their legs on #publictransport ... YOU ARE SCUM.#crosslegged#stmproblems

— Seema (@DorkySim) October 1, 2016

The bus driver just pulled over halfway through the commute and asked everyone on board where the next stop is #stmproblems#mtlmoments

— Corey Craigmyle (@coreycraigmyle) February 24, 2016

When the bus driver gets off the bus to go to a bar... Nice job hiring employees #stmproblems#employeeofthemonth

— Nico (@NicoBonavoglia) February 19, 2016

When the bus is supposed to come every 10 minutes & you wait a half an hour #notreliable#IdRatherACar#stmproblemspic.twitter.com/cNPJKgihJq

— Alexandra Cournoyer (@alexkcournoyer) December 17, 2015

This stupid bus driver is too busy talking with her co-worker that she completely missed my stop when i rang the bell ? #stmproblems

— cari (@carixox) September 28, 2015

Honestly during rush hour what is so hard to understand about this sign #petpeeve#stmproblems#publictransit#mtlpic.twitter.com/GW1ia2Hcxv

— Throwitandshowit (@ILLESTJDM86) September 5, 2015

there's a guy on the bus flicking snot at me WOW COOL #STMproblems

— Kaitlyn McInnis (@kaitlynamcinnis) September 2, 2015

Just finished work, now to battle this heat and most likely awful smells in the metro, smh. At least it's only a few stops #StmProblems

— Van-Junior Forde (@junebug2123) August 17, 2015

GOT DAYUM why every time a nigga gotta take the bus, SOMEONE GOTTTA smell musty ?!?! #stmproblems

— Patrick. (@PatrickBernavil) July 23, 2015

I love it when the 470 arrives 5 minutes earlier so that I can miss it. #STM#stmproblems

— Mark Quirapas (@MarkyyBoiii) June 25, 2015

Early morning I see there#stmproblemspic.twitter.com/dvk33fLPKS

— Dan? (@dantecatalini) May 15, 2015

Welcome to the stm where the schedules are made up and the thousands of late and inconvenienced travelers don't matter #stm#stmproblems

— David Hawkins (@davidmghawkins1) February 25, 2015

#STMproblemspic.twitter.com/B6CmJN8ple

— HelFleur (@HelFleur) February 10, 2015

Clean your windows fk. I can't see where the hell I'm at. #stmproblems

— Mario (@Syko514) January 29, 2015

He's a bit too comfortable #stmproblems@SmackHighQCpic.twitter.com/xb6QjfNCLK

— Vanessa Caprini (@vancaprini) November 14, 2014

Metro was down #montrealmetro #metro #stm #stmproblems #dark

A photo posted by Sabrina (@sabrinaasseraf) on

You had one job.... / T'avais qu'une chose à faire... ? #mtlprobz #montrealproblems #stmproblems #goodjob

A photo posted by Montreal Problems (Official) (@mtlprobz) on

Every time! / A cheque fois! ? Shoutout to Montreal Memes! #montrealproblems #mtlprobz #montreal #514 #stmproblems #stm

A photo posted by Montreal Problems (Official) (@mtlprobz) on

Idiot bus driver....what was he thinking?!?! #stmproblems #montrealproblems #drivingproblems #idiotdrivers #momentoftheday #picoftheday #lol #losers

A photo posted by Aprille Lapid || ♈ || DRVL (@aslapid0325) on

STORY. OF. MY. LIFE. #Storyofmylife #hardtimes #stmproblems

A photo posted by Michael Burnett???? (@lilmikyb) on

Let's recap the last week for the STM.. 4 days in a row the metro has been stopped indefinitely... @stm_problems #stmproblems

A photo posted by Michael Burnett???? (@lilmikyb) on

Fan. #photo #MTL #visitemontreal #wellington #mtlblog #mtlshot #mtlphoto#mtlawards #mtlregram #mtlmoments #montréaljetaime #montrealphotography #livemontreal #514 #montreal #metro #centreville#exploremontreal #explorecanada #narcitymontreal#somontreal #sudouest #montrealer #quebec #Visitmtl #montreal

A photo posted by Matías Garabedian (@matias.garabedian) on

Thinking about your life problems on a lonely bus ride #stmproblems

— STM (@stm_problems) May 15, 2012

Buses that smell like shit early in the morning #shootmenow#disgusting#stmproblems

— STM (@stm_problems) April 30, 2012

All these problems up on the STM the past week <<<<<<

— Cats. (@ayeitschar) November 21, 2016

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