Strawberry & Vodka Popsicles You'll Want To Eat By The Pool This Summer
Photo cred - jelanieshop
Holy shit, I don't know how it's possible that I've never thought of mixing strawberries and grapefruit together. So thank you jelanieshop, because just hearing those words together makes me feel warm and gooey inside. Now I know what you're thinking: "Jeremy you dumbass, do you know how many strawberries I'd need to squeeze to have enough juice for a Popsicle?" The answer is of course 2.5 metric shit-tons, but no worries I did my research and we're not juicing these strawberries, we're grinding them up whole and throwing the entire thing inside the Popsicle.
Plus there's vodka in there! So even if you mess them up and these end up tasting like crap, you won't be noticing the taste after your 4th Popsicle. But we all know that's crazy talk and there's no way to mess this recipe up, so if you can stop your mouth from watering for just 1 more minute, I'll teach you how to make these.
Grab a bottle of 100% grapefruit juice (no concentrated bullshit), about a dozen strawberries and 5 ounces of vodka. Grab a blender and throw everything inside. Throw everything inside a Popsicle mold or Dixie cup and freeze 'em for about 6 hours.