Yesterday I woke up to a dick pic from a random guy on Facebook. That same person asked me out on several occasions. I politely declined all of his kind offers. I guess, he then figured he should pull out the big guns and close the deal once and for all. So he sent me this on a lovely Sunday morning:

Wrong person, eh? Right, right. He obviously thought that his penis was pretty enough to make me want to change my mind and jump into his love embrace. Nope, that didn't happen. So here's what I really think about dick pics.