Remembering the year for all of its faults is a lot more fun than reminiscing about all the positives. It's almost thereapeutic to unleash all of the hate that built up all year. MTL Blog knows the importance of shitting on the year, and we're starting with the movies of 2013. For every award winner there was a steaming pile of cinematic crap, so here is to all the stinkers of 2013!
Elysium
Release Date: August 7
Notable Actors: Matt Damon, Jodie Foster
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 69%
-David Adleman
The Counselor
ReleaseDate: October 25
Notable Actors:Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 35%
-Natalie Solomon
World War Z
ReleaseDate: June 21
Notable Actors:Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 67%
-DJ Momesso
Spring breakers
ReleaseDate: March 22
Notable Actors:James Franco, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 66%
-Jeanne Ouellet-Ayotte
Blue is the Warmest Colour/La vie d'Adele
ReleaseDate: October 9th
Notable Actors: Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 89%
-Michael D'Alimonte
This Is The End
ReleaseDate: June 12
Notable Actors:Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, James Franco
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 83%
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Eileen English
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
ReleaseDate: 22 November
Notable Actors: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth |
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 90%
Joshua McRae
After Earth
ReleaseDate: May 31
Notable Actors:Will Smith, Jaden Smith
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 11%
-Michael D'Alimonte
The World's End
ReleaseDate: August 23
Notable Actors:Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 89%
-Tamkinat Mirza
Justin Bieber's Believe
ReleaseDate: December 25
Notable Actors: None (we're not giving beebs an actor credit)
Rotten Tomatoes Score: ??? (but probably zero)
In truth we didn't watch this movie. Do we need to watch it to know its going to be awful? No. Bieber is enough to do that.
Did you see your favourite movie on our most hated list? Was the worst movie of 2013 not on here? Bring on the boos in the comments below.
