Every guy knows that when they go clubbing, especially in Montreal, you are going to meet a few girls that you could have gone not seeing that night or ever again in your life. This is usually a small portion of women in Montreal since a MAJORITY of girls are pretty nice and respectful.
However, the minority of women Montreal guy's don't want to meet sure are crazy, sneeky, and jealous. Montreal clubs are usually filled with a few types of girls that you and your friends really don't wanna meet... I am sure you guys know which types of guys I am talking about, but just to give you some either funny, or gross, flashbacks let's take a step back and list them all out! Feel free to comment any girls I am missing or any personal experiences you have gone through with a girl you really didn't want to meet while clubbing in MTL!
1. The Broke Girl:
This is something a few girls, including myself, have done and we aren't proud of it, but hey, you gotta to what yo gotta do sometimes! The broke girl will have a few friend with her and they will flirt with you for drinks and then drop you like it's hot. Don't be too offended by this, every guy has experienced it at least once in their life.
2. The Instagram Famous Girl:
This is the girl that always appears in your featured on Instagram. They have thousands of likes and even more followers! Most will act like they are untouchable so don't waste your time.
3. The Falling-Faker:
This is the girl who pretends to be drunk and is falling all over the place! She expects every guy in the club to run to her aid as she falls and almost breaks her face.
4. The Personality Switcher:
At first, you think that this girl is cute and pretty chill. She doesn't show off and she begins to have a reasonable conversation with you. Since things are going pretty well, you ask her for her number and she gets all offended because she thinks she is just a booty call... So much for a potential girlfriend.
5. The Staring Girl:
This is the girl who you see STARING at you from across the dance floor. Not only does this make you very uncomfortable... but also fearful that she is going to approach you... But she never does and just keeps staring like a creeper.
6. The Girl Who Just Broke Up
This is the girl who just had a breakup. There are two types, the one who is ready and will hook up with you in second and the Debby Downer where nothing will put her in a good mood.
7. The Girl Group On A Mission:
This girl group on a mission can either be HELLA fun or a complete mess. This girl group is usually on a mission to have a wild time which can be good for a group of guys! Both groups can party and enjoy each other's company. However, the other girl group is on a mission to get SMASHED, you do not want to be in that mess!
8. The Puker:
This is the girl who seems to be normal, but after talking of a while she suddenly projectile pukes all over you... Not fun.
10. The Follower:
This girl will usually look vaguely familiar or was one of the girls you passed on the street that looks fairly cute but shortly follows you to the club.
11. The Under-aged Girl:
She looks 22 but acts 12... No chance.
12. The User:
This is the girl, who may even have a boyfriend at home, that will use you for bottle service.
13. The Fight Picker:
The fight picker usually seems normal at first. She will first back with you and she's pretty cute. You wait it out a bit until some other girl you know from school comes in and says hi! She gets so jealous and starts a brawl!
14. The Fuck Girl:
This girl manipulates all the guys. She will go through your whole friend group within an hour trying to get will each of you. At first, you see she is hot AF and has a way with words. After you go to the bathroom, you see her hooking up with the next sorry guy on the dance floor.
15. The Picture Girl:
This girl will jump in your Snapchats, get in your group pictures, and try to get with you ASAP. She will be constantly asking to take a picture with you to show off to her friends!Be sure to run away fast enough!
16. The Make Him Jealous Girl:
This is the girl you will flirt with but she won't be too into it, until her crush walks by when she will grab you and talk to you for a minute!