The Montreal Food Combo You Need To Try At Least Once In Your Life

You've probably thought about it before but never did it.
The Montreal Food Combo You Need To Try At Least Once In Your Life

I had a problem today, a first world problem, but a problem nevertheless: Pizza or Hot Dogs? It was a tough choice and no one at my office was willing to help. So, after debating for a few minutes, I realized there was really only one possible solution to this problem and it would require some of my cunning. No, wait ... ALL my cunning. The solution was clear, I had to get both, and that's how the Sriracha Pizza-Hot-Dog was born. Look at it, in all its glory. Now bow down before its awesomeness and cower at the deliciousness, because you are clearly unworthy.

I know what you're thinking: "That looks complicated and I'm not a scientist". But luckily, your old buddy Jeremy created a simple step-by-step guide to recreate this masterpiece for yourself.

Step 1: Get a slice of pizza (toppings optional).

Step 2: Buy a hot dog (the dirtier the better).

Step 3: Pour a line of Sriracha in the center of the pizza slice and stick the hot dog on top.

Step 4: Fold it all together and punch the nearest person in the face to establish your dominance (this will discourage everyone else from trying to steal it from you).

Step 5: Eat that shit up!

So the next time you're wondering what to eat and can't choose between two options, just give the middle finger to conventional thinking and get both.

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