This Is What Happens When You Order A Poutine In New Jersey

Yesterday a poor soul on reddit made a horrific discovery.
arisudoublezero was hungry and decided he was in the mood for a poutine. The only problem is that he was in New Jersey at the time.
Still that didn't stop him from ordering a plate of cheese fries and gravy, but when they brought his dish, he got a horrible surprise.
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This is what they served him. An abomination of gravy, fries and what looks like Kraft Singles (though it could be melted plastic as far as we know):
The reddit reaction says it all:
This is what I get for ordering french fries, gravy, and cheese in NJ...
This is what I get for ordering french fries, gravy, and cheese in NJ...
This is what I get for ordering french fries, gravy, and cheese in NJ...
This is what I get for ordering french fries, gravy, and cheese in NJ...
Then just to rub things in, someone from Montreal posted what they got when they ordered a poutine at La Banquise.
This is what I get for ordering poutine at La Banquise, in Montréal
Thank heavens we're lucky enough live in Montreal.