Top 25 Seinfeld Episodes To Watch With Friends Instead Of Friends

A little over a month ago, the greatest sitcom of all time turned 25. That would be a hyperbole if we were talking about any show other than Seinfeld, the greatest television program about nothing at all.

To commemorate Seinfeld's quarter-century bday, we decided to choose the 25 best episodes of the series, based entirely on our own subjective opinions. Yes, we're aware we're a little late on the uptake, but this is Seinfeld we're talking about, and we shouldn't even need a belated anniversary as a reason to create a "best of" list for the show.

If you're a late 90s child who never experienced the magic of Seinfeld, then below is a crash course in episodes you simply need to watch. Those of us who are already Seinfeld-fiends can read through, relive the hilarity, and harshly critique our choices. Read on below.

1. The Contest

Season: 4

Episode: 11

Why: Because no other show had ever made people aware of the dangers of not masturbating regularly.

2. The Chinese Restaurant

Season: 2

Episode: 11

Why: Because of Elaine's "hanger" and for making light of the mild form of torture that is waiting for a table at a restaurant.

3. The Pony Remark

Season: 2

Episode: 2

Why: Because everyone hates a kid who had a pony.

4. The Parking Garage

Season: 3

Episode: 6

Why: Because we've all been trapped in the maze that is a mall parking garage before.

5. The Limo

Season: 3

Episode: 19

Why: Because O'Brien. Nuff said.

6. The Bubble Boy

Season: 4

Episode: 7

Why: Because "the Moops."

7. The Hamptons

Season: 5

Episode: 21

Why: Because women needed to learn about shrinkage.

8. The Junior Mint

Season: 4

Episode: 20

Why: Because of the magical healing properties of candy, and Mulva.

9. The Pez Dispenser

Season: 3

Episode: 14

Why: Because pez addiction is a very (un)real problem and every relationship has someone with the "hand."

10. The Puffy Shirt

Season: 5

Episode: 2

Why: Because "I don't wanna be a pirate!"

11. The Non-fat Yogurt

Season: 5

Episode: 7

Why: Because delicious non-fat yogurt truly is too good to be true.

12. The Red Dot

Season: 3

Episode: 12

Why: Because we've all tried to save some money on a gift, only to have it blow up in our faces.

13. The Opposite

Season: 5

Episode: 22

Why: Because of the diner scene where George becomes the man he should be, or is that shouldn't be?

14 The Cafe

Season: 3

Episode: 7

Why: Because Babu is the greatest.

15. The Pick

Season: 4

Episode: 13

Why: Because we've all been there, whether you were really nose-picking or not.

16. The Marine Biologist

Season: 5

Episode: 14

Why: Because of George's dramatic retelling of his actual moment as a psuedo-marine biologist.

17. The Chicken Roaster

Season: 8

Episode: 8

Why: Because of the Jerry-Kramer switch, and "Oh I'm stressed."

18. The Dinner Party

Season: 5

Episode: 13

Why: Because of the battle of the babkas

19. The Soup Nazi

Season: 7

Episode: 6

Why: Because of the infamous quotable "No soup for you!"

20. The Van Buren Boys

Season: 8

Episode: 14

Why: Because we've all wondered if we were dating a loser.

21. The Sponge

Season: 7

Episode: 9

Why: Because of the creation of the new ranking term "sponge worthy."

22. The Opera

Season: 4

Episode: 9

Why: Because of the hilarious yet terrifying Crazy Joe Davola.

23. The Muffin Tops

Season: 8

Episode: 21

Why: Because you need the pop and Newman as a "cleaner."

24. The Yadda Yadda

Season: 8

Episode: 19

Why: Because we all gained a magical way of skipping the awkward parts of a story.

25. The Summer of George

Season: 8

Episode: 22

Why: Because, let's be honest, George's summer is pretty much how most of our's play out.

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