I now totally understand dolphins. The high-pitch giggling, all the frolicking, the giant smiles, it's not because they're super smart sea-mammals. They're all just giant stoners!
BBC filmed a group of young (and probably peer pressured) dolphins out chilling in the ocean, passing around a pufferfish (their version of a joint) to get ripped on the intoxicating fumes. Dolphin and man have never seemed more alike.
That's exactly what Quebecois cyclist Hugo Houle did. In a genius move, Houle packed his favourite Quebecois maple syrup for the Olympics and we honestly love his decision.
In a story posted on Houle's Instagram page, you can see an iconic can of pure maple syrup made in Quebec that he says will be shared with his teammates, and it's probably going to be a hit at the breakfast table.
Considering the contents of the Olympic breakfast spread, the athletes are going to need a whole lot of maple syrup to make Tokyo feel like home for the next weeks.