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What Montrealers Honestly Think About People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec

Montreal stereotypes are pretty funny.

In a nutshell, we're all bearded, starving artists, who live in tiny apartments and we spend our days protesting gluten.

And no one has a harsher view of us than the people who live in the regions.

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But two can play that game.

So we started thinking about the stereotypes of people living outside of Montreal.

We polled dozens of people to ask them what they really thing about the rest of Quebec and the answers we got were pretty hilarious.

Here are the ones that made us laugh out loud.

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1. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Wear White Oakleys

When you turn 18, you are gifted with white Oakley shades so you can blend in with the rest of the heard. The Fox Racing hat is optional

2. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Only Pay $200/Month For Rent

No matter how big the house is, it only costs $200 a month (It's magic or something). What we pay in rent for a 1-bedroom in Montreal will buy you an entire small town in the regions.

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3. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Have Bad Tattoos

Everyone looks like they were tattooed in prison or on the back of a moving pickup truck.

4. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Have No Hospitals To Go To

Other than the first aid clinic at the bottom of the ski hills. If you're hurt, they probably have to transport you by helicopter.

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5. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Have No Style

I went to a wedding once and everyone was wearing jeans and a hoodie including the groom

6. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Have No Jobs

The two most coveted jobs outside of Montreal is working at Wal-Mart or working at the McDonald's at La Porte du Nord. (Have you seen the employees there? They look like supermodels.)

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7. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec All Drive A Mazda 3

No exceptions!

8. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec All Have Hot Girlfriends

Okay, this one is actually true. It's like the girls have no idea how hot they are.

via @chapmanph_d009

9. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Have Nothing To Do

The only activities are shooting guns, snowmobiling in the winter and 4-wheeling in the summer. Now they just need to combine snowmobiles and paintball guns.

10. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Only Have 1 Night Club In Town

and it's probably called "La Discotheque"

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11. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec Live On A Farm Or Next To One

It probably takes 20 minutes to drive to your closest neighbor's house.

12. People Who Live Everywhere Else In Quebec All Have Kids But Marriage Is Optional

Having kids is cool, but marriage take commitment.

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