His latest attempt has over a million views on TikTok.
But don't lose hope over all of the competition. This man has confirmed he's still single.
Think you may be the one? Take a look at the application here to see if you're the right fit for this Montreal bachelor.
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In Part One, he starts off with a pretty cozy sweater collection.
Starting off with a pretty strong sweater game, Geller shows off his impressive collection of sweaters for the winning applicant.
"Every girl I've ever dated has wanted to wear my sweaters," Geller told me.
"I really don't mind if they borrow my sweater, I think it's cute, and I have enough to share."
And that he does.
White, blue, pink, fleece, even grandpa sweaters.
He's even got some saved on his Amazon account.
Prime, I might add.
The lucky lady will get one sweater a week, but he says that's negotiable.
Part Two takes it up a notch with some snacks.
If sweaters aren't what you're looking for, don't worry — there's more to the offer.
Geller knows you may not want to sleep in a sweater (you'll probably get too hot anyway with all that cuddling), so he gives full access to his t-shirt collection, too.
But what'll probably have you really intrigued is the snacks.
Because what successful relationship doesn't have snacks.
Chips, Oreos, grapes — because you gotta be "healthy."
"Potentially if we can work out together to compensate, that would be great," he told me.
The second part of his application ends with a show-and-tell of an insanely comfy-looking blanket and a Netflix account that's ready to go.
He doesn't have Disney+, but again, he's willing to negotiate.
By Part Three, he pulls out the big guns: his mom and his dog.
You're probably thinking to yourself, "OK, sweaters and t-shirts are great and all, but what about bottoms?"
Oh, trust me, he thought of that, too.
Geller takes it to yet another level with a bunch of cozy pairs of gray sweatpants that you'll probably live in this winter.
Still not sold?
Geller takes it even further with a pretty snazzy fort that he made himself.
Comfy clothes and he can build things with his bare hands.
But if you're still not convinced, he wants you to know he's close with his mom.
That's right, he brings out Mama Geller and his pup, Joey, to show you this guy's just bursting with love.
The real question is, who do the applicants need to impress more: Mom or Joey?
"My Mom, for sure. Lucky for you she is incredibly sweet and my number one supporter, so if I like you, you have nothing to worry about! And Joey loves everyone — expect the dude who drops off Amazon packages."
