Montreal's transit company is on a salty streak! In its effort to continue promoting the use of masks, the STM released mask-themed horoscopes for everyone on Thursday... and it really didn't hold back.\nThe STM is going in when it comes to its ads for mask-wearing. In August, it released a snarky video showing how NOT to wear a mask on its network.\n\n\n\nEditor's Choice: A Quebec Landlord Has To Pay Over $13k For Refusing To Rent To A Family With A Service Dog\n\n\n\n\nVotre horoscope STM du jeudi 17 au 20 septembre.Posted by STM - Mouvement collectif on Thursday, September 17, 2020\n\nThe tongue-in-cheek horoscopes don't exactly translate well and some of the humour is lost, but here's a rough English version.\n\n\nAries: "A mask isn't going to stop me from charging for it!"\n\n\nTaurus: "I have 24 others just as cool in my collection!"\n\n\nGemini: "It's funny, huh? I made it myself!"\n\n\nCancer: "I can get by even more unnoticed. It's perfect!"\n\n\nLeo: "My mask is prettier than yours!"\n\n\nVirgo: No translation possible. Just watch this video....\n\n\nLibra: "It took me two hours to choose this one!"\n\n\nScorpio: "No one can see me make faces with this thing!"\n\n\nSagittarius: "I'm a masked hero who's gonna punch out the virus!"\n\n\nCapricorn: "For someone so perfect, it suits me perfectly!"\n\n\nAquarius: "I am anti-virus and pro-mask, does it show?"\n\n\nPisces: "I feel like a fish in the water!"\n\n\nLet's hope this turns into a weekly series.