The STM's Snarky Mask Horoscopes Are So Accurate We Feel Attacked

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Senior Editor
The STM's Savage Mask Horoscopes Are So Accurate We Feel Attacked

Montreal's transit company is on a salty streak! In its effort to continue promoting the use of masks, the STM released mask-themed horoscopes for everyone on Thursday... and it really didn't hold back.

The STM is going in when it comes to its ads for mask-wearing. In August, it released a snarky video showing how NOT to wear a mask on its network.

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The tongue-in-cheek horoscopes don't exactly translate well and some of the humour is lost, but here's a rough English version.

  • Aries: "A mask isn't going to stop me from charging for it!"

  • Taurus: "I have 24 others just as cool in my collection!"

  • Gemini: "It's funny, huh? I made it myself!"

  • Cancer: "I can get by even more unnoticed. It's perfect!"

  • Leo: "My mask is prettier than yours!"

  • Virgo: No translation possible. Just watch this video....

  • Libra: "It took me two hours to choose this one!"

  • Scorpio: "No one can see me make faces with this thing!"

  • Sagittarius: "I'm a masked hero who's gonna punch out the virus!"

  • Capricorn: "For someone so perfect, it suits me perfectly!"

  • Aquarius: "I am anti-virus and pro-mask, does it show?"

  • Pisces: "I feel like a fish in the water!"

Let's hope this turns into a weekly series.

Thomas MacDonald
Senior Editor
Thomas is MTL Blog's Senior Editor. He lives in Saint-Henri and loves it so much that he named his cat after it. On weekdays, he's publishing stories, editing and helping to manage MTL Blog's team of amazing writers. His beats include the STM, provincial and municipal politics and Céline Dion. On weekends, you might run into him brunching at Greenspot, walking along the Lachine Canal or walking Henri the cat in Parc Sir-George-Étienne-Cartier.
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