I ranked 5 coffees from Canada's major fast food spots and one was seriously disappointing

Warning: One of these is watery AF. ☕️

A coffee from McDonald's. Right: A person drinking an iced coffee.

The best coffee from fast food spots in Canada.

Contributing Writer

Canada's different fast-food spots each have their own coffee brews, but I'm here to find out which one reigns supreme. I taste-tested and ranked coffees from five of Canada's major food chains, and the results were shocking.

In today's economy, it's probably wisest that you make your coffee (or match or tea or whatever) at home (BORING). But if you often find yourself rushing out the door, looking for a quick pick-me-up, or simply craving the joy of a to-go cup, then you're probably no stranger to a drive-thru coffee run.

Coffee is both a necessity and a luxury, so if we're not going to be the kind of wise person who makes their coffee at home, we at least need to be the kind of wise person who selects the best coffee. To help reduce your decision fatigue on where to get your next caffeine fix, today I'll be ranking coffee from Canada's major fast food chains, because there is a main winner here, and it may not be what you'd think.

From tried-and-true coffee classics (i.e., Tim Hortons, Starbucks, etc.) to newer competitors from the fast-food scene – it's time to put my amateur coffee-critiquing skills to the test and crown a winner.

To do so, we must have a STRICT criterion, which will include the following:

  • Taste
  • Variety
  • Milk Substitutions
  • Cup design/durability (but more importantly, cuteness)
With no further ado, drivers... start your engines. Starting from the bottom and working our way up, we've got:

A&W

\u200bPret Coffee.

Pret Coffee.

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While their plant-based burger and other vegetarian options are favourites for many because of their flavour, the same cannot be said for their coffee.

If you like your coffee with all the fixings (i.e., milk, cream, and sugar with a bit of coffee drinker like myself), you can make almost any coffee taste like a sweet treat at 8 a.m. I STILL found A&W's coffee too bitter for my liking, though. Considering its $2.19 price tag for a medium brewed coffee, there are infinitely better options out there for a quick caffeine boost, unless you're someone who likes their coffee like they like themselves (bitter).

Despite the cute London-brand Pret to-go cups, it's landed at the bottom spot.

Price: $2.19 (medium brewed coffee)

Score: 2/5

Tim Hortons

\u200bTimmies coffee.

Timmies coffee.

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If you've ever lived in Canada for longer than a week, you've heard (and probably participated in) a debate about whether Tim Hortons coffee is any good. According to this girl, it's a solid option, but unfortunately not top tier. It's $1.93 price tag is indicative of the quality you can expect.

Its flimsy lids create a breeding ground for spills; definitely not ideal for a pick-me-up when you're headed to the office. However, Tims has definitely stepped up its offerings — including almond, soy, oat, and lactose-free protein milk options.

They've got a host of coffee-based drinks to choose from, including espresso (did anyone else not know Tim Hortons offers espresso?), Americanos, flavoured lattes, cappuccinos, iced coffee, iced lattes, and of course, the iconic iced capp.

While I applaud the way they've stepped up their game, the truth I wish I could conceal from you all is that their coffee just isn't that good. A flavour I can only describe as watery. Maybe if I were comparing some of the more exciting drinks, it would land a little higher, but looking solely at that plain ol' cup of joe #4 feels fair.

Price: $1.83 (medium brewed coffee)

Score: 2.5/5

Starbucks

\u200bStarbucks coffee.

Starbucks coffee.

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Being one of the most renowned coffee chains in the world, Starbucks definitely knows a thing or two about coffee. But despite their extensive menu, their regular brewed coffee isn't show-stopping. It's usually described as strong, bitter, or burnt top notes. It doesn't have the smooth, silky quality you'd expect from a coffee that costs nearly $3.

Where Starbucks reigns supreme is their extremely wide range of offerings, with milk options ranging from whole to coconut, and coffee orders which can be as broad as a cappuccino or as niche as an iced-brown-sugar-oat-shaken-espresso (try saying that one three times fast). And if you ask me — which I'm going to assume you are, since you're still here — the show stoppers on this menu live somewhere within the breakfast sandwiches.

Starbucks, of course, also earns points for their iconic cups – strong, durable, and a clear status symbol. And their top-notch seasonal-themed cups don't hurt either.

Price: $2.95 (Grande — or medium for those who don't speak Starbucks – brewed coffee)

Score: 3/5

Wendy's

\u200bWendy's Coffee.

Wendy's Coffee.

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In a surprise to probably everyone – myself included – Wendy's lands itself in the number two spot.

If you're looking for the perfect start to your day, I suggest getting yourself a large double-double. Interestingly, this Wendy's only had small and large coffee sizes. But with its large coffee totalling only $2.19 (less than the medium-sized Starbucks coffee if you're keeping track), it's more bang (and coffee) for your buck.

It's tall, sleep white cup being as leak-proof as it is cute gives Wendy's a boost in ratings, despite the lack of milk options.

Similarly, while it does lack variety in terms of coffee-based drink offerings, Wendy's Frosty-ccino alone earns it its runner-up position.

Price: $2.19 (large brewed coffee)

Score: 4/5

Mcdonald's — 1st place!

\u200bMcDonald's Coffee.

McDonald's Coffee.

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If you're looking for the best way to start your day, the McDonald's drive-thru is the place to be. Though its milk-alternative options are sparse, what it lacks in milk variety it makes up for in taste. Its smooth, velvety brewed coffee is the stuff dreams (or Mondays) are made of.

McCafe, being its own entity, clearly demonstrates McDonald's commitment to coffee. Options range from espressos and mochas to flavoured iced coffees — the best iced coffees in the drive-thru game if you ask me (which we've already established, you are!).

McDonald's incredibly tasting coffee, paired with its versatile drink options and durable, no-nonsense cups, makes it a clear winner in my books.

Price: $1.39 (medium brewed coffee)

Score: 4.5/5

This article was originally published on Narcity.com

The opinions expressed in this article are the author's own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Narcity Media.

  • Lauren DiBenedetto
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    Lauren DiBenedetto (she/her) is a contributing writer for Narcity Media. She's a Toronto-based freelance writer covering arts and culture, dining, travel and city life. She studied English and Theatre at York University before completing her B.Ed., and later earned a master's degree in Literatures of Modernity from Toronto Metropolitan University. While her creative work spans many forms of writing, she is most interested in the people, places, and cultural movements that define the world around her.

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